This marriage stuff is HARD WORK! Our witness at the ceremony wasn't fucking kidding!
Her: "It takes a lot of work, but it pays off!"
Me, internal monologue: "Please, everyone says that. 'OH ITS SO HARD LULZ!!' Whatever, nothing has ever been hard for me. Everything is easy for me! Wheee!"
Me, speaking to her: "Aw, thank you. I'm sure it does, but I think we're in for the long haul."
It's true. Everything in my life comes easily to me. History, work, music, finding jokes, cooking, making friends, school, everything! Even losing weight, when I really put my mind to it. Everything, apparently, except keeping my wife happy for extended periods of time.
My words of advice to those of you who would like to get married and live together: Don't scoff at advice people who've been there before give you! There is truth in everything.
In other news, I ran my best mile EVER the day before yesterday, and I'm excited to see if I can top it tonight. Wish me luck!
About Me
- CR Thompson
- I'm a gay, liberal Buddhist. I love Scotch. I am an amazing cook. I wear plaid.
3 comments:
Well we coulda told you that! LOL
It does take some work but the payoff is HUGE! :)
Hang in there and congrats on all this running.
It's making ME tired and I'm not even the one doing it! LOL
Thanks Tina! I want to sign up for a 5K by the end of the year. Hopefully I won't embarrass myself!
Advice from the unhappily divorced:
If she ain't happy, YOU ain't happy. Then you'll be unhappy when half your stuff moves to Texas.
It's hard, but if you love her, hang the fuck on.
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